After a long hiatus in which I was mostly staring at my Belly Button^TM I’ve decided to return to internet land.

So far this blog has mostly been a one way discussion. This is step one of my New Earth Sociopolitical System^TM (other changes include an increased and annoying use of the TM^tm symbol.

In order to converse in the second direction you, the reader, must leave comments on blog posts. I shall now explain how this is done. Underneath this post before the start of the next one you will find the following text Posted in Various | No Comments ». You will notice that “Various” is a link and so is “No Comments” (if I am succesful here today this might say x comments where x is a number). Clicking on this second link will take you to a page which contains the current post, comments if there are any and underneath the comments you will find the comment submission form with the heading “Leave a reply” above it. Filling out this comment submission form is very easy.

The first task is type in your name. You can use your actual name which was given to you by your parents however this is frowned upon. Alternatively the reader must use they’re super cool Hacker name (eg. Blaze Overdrive) to identify themselves. Doing so in this post will allow that user to earn 1 CoolPoint^TM (CoolPoint’s^TM are offered as part of the CoolPoint Initiative®, which is one of the 36 initiatives that partly form the New Earth Sociopolitical System^TM (The NESS)).

The second step is to enter your Electronic Mail address into the box. This is required so as to prevent the Heinous Extra Planetary Robots from attempting to poison our brains with their Neuro Hacking Spam.

Finally if you have a website enter the full URL of it into the box (include the http:// bit).

Once this is done you can participate in the intertube dialog by typing in the big box and clicking the submit comment button.

By Submitting comments it is possible to earn further CoolPoints which will be a good thing in the coming Hotter Future but in a one time only offer anyone who submits a comment to this post will get themselves a CP. So do it. Now.

Update: Not one comment. You know what that means? The first person to comment is going to get a CoolPoint^TM.