Recently I was commuting the 5 blocks to work when I encountered this homeless guy. He was dressed in a jump suit with many layers of clothes underneath. You could also tell by the smell this guy was homeless. He smelled bad. Kind of like an unwashed sock wrapped in a bag of urine based fertilizer.

He initiated the conversation in a very interesting manner. By asking me if I had a quarter for a load of shrapnel he had. He then informed me of his plans for the day which involved going to a cinema that had very cheap admission prices and going to the dollar store to get some supplies to fix his coat.

We then got onto the subject of how Homeless Guy planned to make his millions. It involved replacing the entire power supply for Las Vegas with his own company and involved black magnetic sand. Unfortunatly after this revelation I had to exit the TRAX as I had reached my stop but I would have gladly stayed on to talk to him some more as he was a very entertaining fellow.