Then my time travel device worked. Right this minute that this is visible, I am travelling a car/van to Zions National Park. There I shall be walking a great distance, through water and up mountains to look over cliffs. It will be brown like the desert and I expect to get thirsty in the 100 degree heat. In fact it is going to get so hot on friday it has been recommended that we soak all my clothes before we head out.

After Zions I continue my pilgrimage to that most unholy place known to as Las Vegas to the layman and as that place I married that chick to the minister in charge of keeping it real.

I shall be careful to not lose my shirt in vegas but I can’t guarantee it. My shirt is hawaiin and from what I hear, it here may be swallowed up by the carpet. But fear not, I shall not go shirtless as I have many a T-Shirt.