Comments on: Johnny is small and not a stud like me

By: Ronan

Ronan — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:51:44 +0000

Since Paddys actually got a camera now, maybe he can get a few photos of these “hot chicks” he was talking to. Just to prove Johnny G wrong of course;)

By: damodai

damodai — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:47:34 +0000

The real trick to using the “I’m Irish ” chat up line is to vomit on them immedialtely afterwards. Chicks love that

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:37:38 +0000

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE PHOTOS PLEASE!!!

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:36:03 +0000

Yo m***********, you a pimp? Aww shit there goes da neighbourhood!

By: JohnnyG

JohnnyG — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 20:43:28 +0000

I feel it my duty to to inform Paddy’s Irish readers of the truth. While most of what he said is true, the fact that he is a stud is a blatent lie. Paddy met all these supposed women while I was in the jacks. This is the point where you the readers at home go hmmmm, thats a bit strange. Surely if Paddy was so hot they would be still talking him when I got back.

The truth of the matter is folks, is that Paddy is a crazy rapest type person,and when I was gone he went over to random women (all fat and ugly I might add as Paddy has no taste in women – he actually thinks of x-box is hot) and shouted “I’m Irish Ha Ha Ha Ha”, At which point she probably said “good for you” while lauging nervously and looking for some random black dude to protect her from “Paddy Tuams answer to Bosco”