12
Mar

Johnny is small and not a stud like me

   Posted by: Kertap   in Utah

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Disclaimer. I assure you officer I’ve only had a few ales.

So we went to the best club in the world tonight. I’m just back. Seriously. Awesome place. There were actual black guys rapping and loads of hot chicks. There was beer. Absolutely everything that you could want from a club.

This whole being irish trick is class. Honestly. “I’m Irish” works as a chat up line down here. Which is class. I’m a stud.

We didn’t steal anything this week. Random Shit here. Maybe we should have. Like a five.

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5 comments so far

JohnnyG
 1 

I feel it my duty to to inform Paddy’s Irish readers of the truth. While most of what he said is true, the fact that he is a stud is a blatent lie. Paddy met all these supposed women while I was in the jacks. This is the point where you the readers at home go hmmmm, thats a bit strange. Surely if Paddy was so hot they would be still talking him when I got back.

The truth of the matter is folks, is that Paddy is a crazy rapest type person,and when I was gone he went over to random women (all fat and ugly I might add as Paddy has no taste in women - he actually thinks of x-box is hot) and shouted “I’m Irish Ha Ha Ha Ha”, At which point she probably said “good for you” while lauging nervously and looking for some random black dude to protect her from “Paddy Tuams answer to Bosco”

March 12th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Mike
 2 

Yo m***********, you a pimp? Aww shit there goes da neighbourhood!

March 13th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Mike
 3 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE PHOTOS PLEASE!!!

March 14th, 2006 at 3:37 am
damodai
 4 

The real trick to using the “I’m Irish ” chat up line is to vomit on them immedialtely afterwards. Chicks love that

March 16th, 2006 at 6:47 am
Ronan
 5 

Since Paddys actually got a camera now, maybe he can get a few photos of these “hot chicks” he was talking to. Just to prove Johnny G wrong of course;)

March 20th, 2006 at 6:51 am

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